You know... Nutt'in

I walk into the Pts room. "Hi, Frequent Flyer, I'm Bitchy Nurse. What brought you in to see us today? Oh I see on your sign-in sheet. You're having low back pain? Any N/V? Any blood in your pee? Any pain when you pee? Any vaginal discharge or itching?" *tongue pop* "Well my back be'en painen me for two days on my lef' side. Naw, I ain't been having no trouble goin' to duh bafroom. But *pause* it be feelin' like I be nutt'in on mysef." *head cocked sideways* "Uhm, I'm sorry, what was that?" "I be feelin like I be nutt'in on mysef." *I clear my throat* I'm sorry sweety I'm partially deaf and real hard of hearin'. What'd you say?" "Well you know when you be hav'n sexxx and you be nutt'in? Well, I be feelin' like dat all duh time." "So, what I am hearing is that you have no urinary symptoms but you constantly feel like you are at the point of or are about to reach orgasm. Even when you are not in the act of sexual intercourse. Is that right?" *Smile* "Yeah, like I be nutt'in mysef." "OK, let me get this typed up in the computer and Dr. Laughs at all his Pts stupidity will be right with you." *I had a straight face the entire time*. I walk out of the room, shut the door behind me because I'm about to crack up. I make it to the med room, shut the door and laughed so hard I was almost inconttinent on myelf.